Dick In A Box

Dick In A Box is a 5 short story series.

THERE WILL BE A LOT OF PROFANITY AND A FREQUENT USE OF THE "N" WORD. NO ONE UNDER 17 SHOULD BE READING THIS.

Dick In A Box Episodes One through Five will come every two days.

Characters:
 * 1:Bitch Squid
 * 2:Bastard
 * 3:BB
 * 4:Fuck-Boy

Episode 1:The Worst Series Ever.
Bitch Squid walks in the room, and sits on the couch next to his friends.

BB:Ay nigga, make me a sammich

Bitch Squid:Nigga what? Fuck I look like?

Bastard:You should. He's gonna die tonight.

Bitch Squid:Nigga what you do?

BB:Fucked this demon bitch, then I raped a pregnant bitch. They teamed up and they lookin' for me.

Bitch Squid: When was this?

BB:Last week.

Bitch Squid:Stupid ass...Alright.

Bitch Squid made BB a sandwitch and as he entered the living room, the house blew up.

Bitch Squid,BB,Bastard:WHAT THE FUCK!?!!

Demon Bitch:You will take care of this baby!

BB:Bitch that ain't mine! I met you last week!

Bitch Squid:Demons have their babies way sooner dumbass.

Demon Bitch:Now, get the fuck over here!

BB:Nah, eat my dick!

Pregnant Bitch:You got me pregnant again!

Bastard:Fuck this shit.

Bastard pushed BB to the demon bitch and the destruction, fire, and BB, Demon Bitch, and the Pregnant Bitch disappeared.

Bitch Squid:This is the worst series ever.

Episode 2: HatOnMyMuthaFuckinHead
Bastard:Dude, I love my girlfriend so much.

BB:Nigga shut the fuck up!

Bitch Squid:Bitch ass nigga

Bastard:Nigga at least I have a fuckin' girlfriend!

Bitch Squid:Nigga I don't have girlfriends, I got bitches. BB got hoes. You have a girlfriend.

Bastard:What's the difference between hoes and bitches?

Bitch Squid:This got's to be the dumbest mutha fucka I ever seen in my godamn life.

BB:Hoes is the bitches makin' you money. Nigga i'm a pimp.

Bitch Squid:Bitches is multiple "girlfriends" as you might call them, but it's sex and that's it.

Bastard:See you faggots need faithful relationships.

Bitch Squid:I'm fuckin' radicals. I don't do that shit.

BB:Nigga take yo punk ass to school.

Bastard:Fuck all ya'll niggas, I'm goin' to my girlfriend's house.

Bitch Squid: You wanna know something BB?

BB:What ho?

Bitch Squid:This is the worst series ever.

Episode 3: Fuck-Boy part.1
Bitch Squid:Ay niggas, my brother comin' over today.

BB:He spendin' a night?

Bitch Squid:Yup.

Bastard:Fuck naw! We got some bad hoes comin' down tonight!

Bitch Squid:He can have one.

BB:Only three comin'.

Bitch Squid:Run the train on one of'em.

BB:It's gon' be yo bitch then.

Bitch Squid:Iight nigga cool.

BB:Tell yo bitch I said hey.

Bastard:She's not a fuckin' bitch! I will fuckin' kill you nigga!

BB:Nigga do it!

Bitch Squid:If you love that bitch so much, why you cheatin' on her with a bitch that's comin' over in a little while?

Bastard:Shut the fuck up.

BB:What's your brother name?

Bitch Squid:Fuck-Boy.

Bastard and BB both started laughing.

Bitch Squid:Nigga fuck ya'll.

BB:How come that name sound familiar tho?

Bitch Squid:He's the killer on the news last month. Nigga killed a pregnant clown 'cause she wasn't funny.

Bastard:What the fuck!!

BB:Nigga you bringin' a killer in our house?!?!

Bitch Squid:Nigga shut up.

BB:He gon' kill us!

Bastard:They let that nigga out after a month?! Fuck wrong with this state?

Bitch Squid:He broke out. And no, he won't kill you.

Bastard:This nigga broke out?!?!

BB:Aw, fuck!

They all heard a knock on the door.

Bitch Squid:Prolly him right now.

Bitch Squid answered the door, and it was his brother, Fuck-Boy.

Fuck-Boy:Wassup nigga! Ya'll niggas got a fine ass crib! Niggas.

Bastard:We don't keep cash in the house.

BB:I got a lot to live for.

Fuck-Boy:Wassup niggas! Ay nigga you ashy as FUCK! Nigga.

Bastard:Told him.

BB:Nigga fuck you!

Bitch Squid:We got some hoes comin' threw bro, be on yo best behavior.

Fuck-Boy:How many?

Bitch Squid:Three. You gotta run the train on somebody else's.

Fuck-Boy:Iight lil bro.

About 30 minutes later after talking, The door knocked.

Bastard:Who gettin' up?

Bitch Squid:Lazy mutha fucka.

It was the girls, looking good.

Fuck-Boy:Damn! I want you!

Bastard:Nah, that's my girl.

Fuck-Boy:What's yo name?

Bastard:Stop fuckin' playin.

Fuck-Boy:Alright, alright. Ima stay in here.

Bitch Squid guided the five, except for Fuck-Boy, into the hallway and showed them the different rooms.

Bitch Squid started talking, until one of the girls collapsed.

Bastard:The fuck?

The girl has a knife in her back, and the girls began to panic, only to be kill by Fuck-Boy before they could even scream...

Episode 4: Fuck-Boy part.2
Bitch Squid:Godammit Fuck-Boy what the fuck is yo problem nigga?

Fuck-Boy:Nigga why you trippin'? This way I could fuck the bitch without rules.

Bastard:Nigga fuck you!

BB:Aw nigga we gone die.

Bitch Squid:You fuck dead bitches?

Fuck-Boy:We both do nasty shit like this, you forgot where you came from?

Bitch Squid:I rape pregnant clowns, I eat dead bitches out with a bit of mustard, but not our hoes bro.

Fuck-Boy:Bullshit! I should kill all three of you duck lips!

BB:Hey...hey...What the fuck is wrong with guys.

Fuck-Boy pulled his knife out of one of the corpses.

Bastard:Aaaw fuck!

BB:Aw shit! Fuck! Damn!

Bitch Squid:Cheese it!

The three ran away from Fuck-Boy, who was right on their tails.

Bastard:We have to call the police!

Bitch Squid looked at him ashamed, and pushed him out back.

BB:Dammit ho! You just killed Bastard.

Bitch Squid:Fuck The Police!

BB:In the vents!

The two climbed the vents, and went in the other condo.

Bitch Squid:Wait, the lady bitch the lives here gon' fuck us up!

BB:Naw that bitch away for the week.

Bitch Squid:Alright hide behind the couch.

They heard banging on the door.

BB:Aww shit! Fuck!

Bastard walked in the door stabbed 7 times.

Bastard:I fuckin' hate you niggas!

Bitch Squid:Aw shit here he comes.

They stood silent but Bastard's heavy breathing gave it away.

Fuck-Boy:Aaawww i'm gonna get you motha fuckas!

BB:Fuck this shit.

BB pushed Bitch Squid and Bastard to Fuck-Boy and jumped out the window, realizing he was the 3rd floor. They all died.

Fuck-Boy:This is WORST series EVER!!! Damn how ima explain this to mom?

Episode 5: Fuck The Fourth Wall
Bastard:Fuck anybody who reading this shit!

Bitch Squid:Nigga shut the fuck up.

Bastard:I wanna give a shout to my girl Ari, I love you...

Bitch Squid:Oh shut the fuck up. I hope that bitch catch AIDS.

Bastard:Nigga fuck you.

BB:Stop breaking the fuckin' fourth wall you fuckin' faggots.

Bitch Squid:Nigga fuck the fourth wall!

BB:How the fuck are we alive?

Bastard:I know right! We died last episode.

Bitch Squid:That's a good ass question. I don't know.

BB:Look out for season 2!

Bitch Squid:There's not gonna be a season 2 you dumb fuck!

BB:Five episodes? That's it?

Bastard:I can't believe this man we suck.

Bitch Squid:Fuck you guys, I'm goin' home!

BB:Nigga shut yo Cartman ass up.

Bastard:Nigga shut yo Respect-My-Authorita ass up!

BB:No.

Bastard:That's funny.

Bitch Squid:No. It wasn't.

Bastard:No second season.

BB:I'm going to go kill myself. You guys can use the noose when I'm done.

Bastard:Hurry up I have to go.

Bitch Squid:I'm finna fuck a couple bitches before I kill myself. Better yet, I'm a fuck a bitch with AIDS.

Bastard:THIS IS THE WORST FUCKIN' SERIES EVER!

BB:Bye niggas.

Season 2
NgL team is bringing back Dick In A Box "for the fuck of it".

Credits
Writers.................Wolf Guy, Riley Gremlin

Characters By.................Wolf Guy, Doody, Riley Gremlin

Editing By................Riley Gremlin

Inspiration.................Beavis and Butt-Head, OFWGKTA

Trivia

 * Feburary 3rd was the original release date for DIAB. It was the pushed back to August 1st, then back to Feburary, then finally lowered to Janurary 27th.